Are you feeling guilty for avoiding making a dentist appointment for just one more month because you hate going there so much? Hope that no one saw you pick your nose while you sat at the traffic light? Overcome with shame because, in your house, cleaning for guests just means shoving stuff into drawers and closets? Well don't be! Not Me! Monday was born out of my desire to admit some of my imperfections and reveal a few moments I'd rather forget. You may find it therapeutic to join in and do the same thing!
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I did not loose my voice, again during the 'Eer game. I also didn't tear up after the first half b/c I was so angry at the score.

I do not have a date on Tuesday night. I am not having mild panic attacksover it.

I did not spend all day yesterday in the outlets and casino, while I had tons of laundry to do. I would never procrastinate like that.

I am not debating on going to Cinnci for the away game. Even though I know it will be a really, really tough game.

I did not use 5 lysol sprays after my room mate got the swine flu.

I did not tell the lady in the department down the hall I would start going to the gym with her at 6 am, when I know very well I am not a morning person.

Oh and the best one today, I did not walk down to the vending mach. to get a twix (darn PMS) only to realize there was a bake sale going on. I did not buy the twix, eat it on my way back to the office, grab my wallet and head on down the bake sale. I wouldn't have bought a brownie only to eat it when I got back. That wouldn't make my lunch a brownie and a twix. I would NEVER do that ;)

Not me Monday

Are you feeling guilty for leaving the windows open to catch a breeze when you know the air is on? Feel like a bag lady for wearing the same shirt for days on end? Get tricked by a fake news story and feel foolish? We'll don't! Not Me! Monday was born out of my desire to admit some of my imperfections and reveal a few moments I'd rather forget. You may find it therapeutic to join in and do the same thing!
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• I did not buy my puppy a 11$ bone just so he could destroy it in a matter of minutes. He had fun, but now I will stick to the cheaper ones ;)
• I would not be online searching like a crazy person for some things to wear to Sat's game agaist the Thundering Turd's lol. I would never dream of not wearing one of the 2348 things in my closet for this game. (it's supposed to be cool, so I am looking for warmer stuff)
• Lastly, I would never sneak off to the "bathroom" and come back with a Venti coffee from Starbucks. Nope I am dedicated to my job 100% LOL

Not me Monday

Are you feeling guilty for drinking chocolate milk out of a dark mug so that your child wouldn't know you were drinking it? Hope that no one heard you arguing with your husband in the car in the grocery store parking lot? Overcome with embarrassment when you got your period while wearing white pants? Well don't be! Not Me! Monday was born out of my desire to admit some of my imperfections and reveal a few moments I'd rather forget. You may find it therapeutic to join in and do the same thing! http://www.mycharmingkids.net/ MckMama, has done it again. Another NOT ME MONDAY.....

• I didn't get a puppy this weekend, although I know, I KNOW that my time is very scarce. He wouldn't be an 11 month old Boston Terrier. And I won't be posting pictures soon :)

• I would NEVER fall in love with a dog over night. I would never feel guilty about having to get rid of Lyric but still get another animal. (BTW Lyric is loving her new life, I stopped by and visited her a few minutes ago! She is in Princess Kitty land, no joke...more on that later)

• I would never eat McDonalds for breakfast TWO days in a row.

• Finally I would never leave laundry in the washer all weekend, only to have to rewash it last night to get that musty smell out of it so I can dry it and put it away. I would never then forget about it AGAIN and have to start the process again tonight :)

Have a great Monday!

Are you feeling guilty for leaving the windows open to catch a breeze when you know the air is on? Feel like a bag lady for wearing the same shirt for days on end? Get tricked by a fake news story and feel foolish? We'll don't! Not Me! Monday was born out of my desire to admit some of my imperfections and reveal a few moments I'd rather forget. You may find it therapeutic to join in and do the same thing!
Head over to Mckmama's blog to see why everyone else isn't perfect!

• I did not eat an entire pan of brownies this weekend. NO WAY would I do that! Brownies are so not my style....

• I did not scream along with the radio when Billy Idol came on this morning. I didn't do while a man in a van was watching me wide-eyed. :)

• I did not give the kitty her flea meds this weekend only to have her take her back claws and scratch my eye lids. I did not want to throw her outside after that. I did not yell at her and scream "when I can see again, I'll put you outside". That would be crazy!

• I did not wake up at 9 yesterday, take a nap from 12-4 and then go back to bed at 11. That would be lazy and we all know I am never lazy, LOL

'Not Me' Monday! - Are you feeling guilty for leaving the windows open to catch a breeze when you know the air is on? Feel like a bag lady for wearing the same shirt for days on end? Get tricked by a fake news story and feel foolish? We'll don't! Not Me! Monday was born out of my desire to admit some of my imperfections and reveal a few moments I'd rather forget. You may find it therapeutic to join in and do the same thing!Head over to Mckmama's blog to see why everyone else isn't perfect!

I most certainly did not indulge in Taco Bell after my somewhat killer work out this morning. I would never waste all those calories burned on such a fattening treat. NEVER would I do that :)

I would never imagine being on the beach while my boss tells me my daily To-Do list.

I would never let my laundry go for over 3 weeks and feel obligated to now do it because I am out of clean undies.

Tonight, when I get home, I would never go straight upstairs, put on Pj's and watch Office re-runs...Nope not me :)


I am not prefect, someday I will realize that! Now you know some of my imperfections!

'Not Me' Monday! -My first one!!


Are you feeling guilty for leaving the windows open to catch a breeze when you know the air is on? Feel like a bag lady for wearing the same shirt for days on end? Get tricked by a fake news story and feel foolish? We'll don't! Not Me! Monday was born out of my desire to admit some of my imperfections and reveal a few moments I'd rather forget. You may find it therapeutic to join in and do the same thing!Head over to Mckmama's blog to see why everyone else isn't perfect!



I most certainly did not sleep in an extra two hours today because I knew NO ONE would be at my office and take my time getting here. For the record, I stayed late 3 days last week and did some work from home this weekend. Nope not me :)


I would never ignore my phone with my cousin calls to tell me about his drama. I would never not want to hear how he is having an affair and leaving my cousin and three kids. Nope sure wouldn't.

I would never let the dog sleep in my bed last night b/c I was home alone & cold. No way Jose!

I would never spend the last two hours playing in F*Book Sor*or*ity Li***FE. Now that game is not in any way shape or form a time waster.

I am not prefect, someday I will realize that! Now you know some of my imperfections!